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Damn Heroes

DAMN HEROES OMNIBUS: A Decade of Misery. All in One Book.

Damn Heroes comic panel showing an exhausted super villain Doctor Entropy in purple pajamas demanding coffee while a Sebastian points at giant red tentacles breaking through the wall. Superhero satire webcomic panel.

Welcome to Hero City: It's Not a Utopia. It's a Hell Hole.

For ten long years, this sad little man has been forced to dance for our amusement, and now, his full, agonizing history has been collected. The Damn Heroes Omnibus is the definitive, unmissable compendium of the world's most cynical, bureaucratic, and utterly incompetent super-powered individuals.

This massive volume contains every single webcomic strip from the series’ decade-long run, tracing the entire, exhausting story of our protagonists from volume one through the present.

Damn Heroes: Omnibus
$40.00
Damn Heroes Omnibus (Digital Edition)
$15.00

The Story: Five Years of Community Service (and a Lifetime of Existential Dread)

The commercials might call Hero City a "paradise on earth." Our hero protagonist, Sebastian, calls it a "hell hole."  

  • Meet Sebastian, the poor schmuck who earned a five-year sentence of community service just for driving slightly over the speed limit in a town full of superheroes.

  • Having superpowers doesn't mean glory; it means mandated toil. Sebastian is sentenced to work in a city protected by "overly righteous, and slightly incompetent, super heroes". His daily tasks involve cleaning up Giant Kaiju poops and being entertainment for "incredibly spry" retired superheroes.  

  • This is superhero satire disguised as community service. It’s an ongoing, episodic tragedy of the mundane, proving that even super-powered beings are victims of bureaucracy and tedium.  

Four-panel comic strip showing writer Mark C. Frankel sneezing forcefully onto artist Alex Sapountzis's drawing board, ruining the comic panel. The hero apologizes by saying he was going to ask for a redo anyway.

The Iron Fist of the Creators:

Damn Heroes was created by the minds of two “friends”, tyrannical writer, Mark C. Frankel, and “Con Artist”, Alex Sapountzis, It took these two jokers ten years to tell a five year story, so brevity is not their strong suit. When Mark and Alex aren’t torturing Sebastian or mocking super heroes, they can be found sucking at comics. No seriously, that’s the name of their other series, We Suck at Comics.

Three-panel webcomic strip where Sebastian encounters the Night Watchman, a uniformed hero with a mustache, who dramatically monologues about the sweet release of death during his mandated community service.

Damn Heroes: Omnibus
$40.00

The Omnibus Breakdown:

  • 10 Years, Every Strip: The complete, chronological history of the Damn Heroes webcomic series.

  • Original Volumes: Collects the full content of Volume 1: The First One through Volume 4: Four-got The Punchline. (Note: The individual volumes are now SOLD OUT.)  

  • Exclusive Content: Includes never-before-published comic strips and content available only in this omnibus.