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Guardians of the Galaxy – THE Summer Blockbuster of 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy

Yeah, there are a lot of cool movies out this summer, but I’m not backing down off that title. Why? I’ll attempt to explain without spoilers. (Sorry, I don’t do them; go somewhere else if you want to ruin the movie for yourself. I mean, c’mon! Who reads the cliff notes to see if they should read the book?)

So why is Guardians of the Galaxy THE Movie of the Summer? Well, for starters, it is compete. Admittedly, I’m fresh off the “I just saw the movie” glow, but I’m struggling to find any real holes in it. Right now I’m racking my brain, but there really isn’t anything that nags at me or bugs me because it didn’t fit. Often during a movie I find myself getting pulled out and engaging my surroundings because something just didn’t ring true. And yes, I’m well aware that Guardians has a psychotic anthropomorphized raccoon and monosyllabic tree in it. It didn’t matter, totally fit. I was focused on the screen for the whole show.

Beyond that, Guardians of the Galaxy had a nice mix of everything you want in a blockbuster. Plenty of action, great fight scenes, lots of laughs (more than most of the “comedies” Hollywood pumps out) and finally a couple emotional moments that are nicely inserted at some key moments. The beginning ties in perfectly with the end and we even get some hints of what might be to come (especially if you’ve read the comics).

Guardians of the Galaxy Cast

So how abut the acting? What about the actors? Spot on. I went in expecting Bradley Cooper to be a great Rocket Raccoon, surmised that Zoe Saldana would make a solid Gamora in light of her past work with Pirates and Avatar, figured Vin Diesel could pull off a deep “I am Groot!” and had no idea what to expect from Batista. Frankly, the WWE Superstar surprised me, in some part because I’ve watched him in the ring and was uncertain how far his range would stretch. He far exceeded my expectations and did a fantastic job delivering a very believable and unique Drax. Last, but not least, Chris Pratt pulled off a great Peter Quill. His opening scene truly sets the tone for the movie.

Josh Brolin as Thanos - Guardians of the Galaxy

And Thanos? After all, we’ve only been waiting for him since The Avengers set the silver screen on fire in 2012. Frankly the anticipation seems like it has been building far longer than two years.  Josh Brolin gave us a tantalizing glimpse of the Mad Titan. I can’t wait to see him take the role into the Age of Ultron (why, oh why isn’t it 2015 already? Seriously.). In the interim, Lee Pace made a pretty badass Ronin the Accuser and Karen Gillan pares well with him as Nebula. Keep your eye on Michael Rooker as Yondu too.

I should also add that if you have the choice of seeing Guardians of the Galaxy in 3D or not, choose 3D. Especially if it is IMAX. I very willingly punched and kicked my way through hoards of tourists and fuzzy characters in Time Square to ensure I had the best picture and sound quality I could find. I was not disappointed. The 3D fits seamlessly with a fantastic array of CGI. I literally felt myself get dizzy at least once or twice. You really can't beat that for realism.

Bottom line, I walked away from the Guardians with a desire to go back and see it again. And I will. I know I missed a few lines over the laughter and clapping of the crowds, so I might just wait a week or two until they clear out. I don’t advise that you wait though, go see it now! You don’t want to be the last person to see this flick.

Um, really, why are you still reading this? Go on, get out of here and tell them that Mark and the Wayward Raven Crew sent you. You can thank us later.

- Mark The Destroyer

And then there's this

One of our dear friends, Marlene (@iLikeComicsToo) has done a spoiler free Video Blog.  It's full of win.

- Alex The Mad Olympian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omKg-XoO-DQ

How I make my morning cup of Death Wish Coffee

How often has this happened to you? You spent the night You're up at an ungodly hour (anyone who rises before noon must be up to something suspicious) and you need a pick me up. More hair of the dog sounds like a good idea, but you've already received a stern warning from your parole officer. What's a man to do?

You need some damned coffee. Not any of that panty waist soy latte mocha crap, but some coffee with chutzpah.

Well the folks at Death Wish Coffee were nice enough to send me some of their allegedly insanely caffeinated coffee. Challenge Accepted.

As coincidence would have it, once the coffee arrived, my wife "accidentally" broke my minibru mug. I'm not a suspicious man, but this is the third coffee pot she has broken. I'm starting to see a pattern emerge.

That being said, my first step is to open the bag. That may seem like a condescending piece of advice, but this isn't a coffee blog, so I'm expecting a few newbies to be reading this without the aid of their barista.

The bag seems to be made out of some sort of finely crafted metal that was difficult to cut through with scissors. I had to use a broadsword to finally open the package. I thought they only used dwarves steel for their Valhalla Java but they must have used it for their signature brew.

The beans themselves didn't look too caffeinated. Look at those lazy bastards just laying there.

Off to the grinder!

Now grinding coffee is an essential step in the process. If you let others grind your coffee for you, well, where's the fun in that? You might as well just go and take a nap right now you lazy...

Sorry, haven't had my coffee yet and getting irate.

So I like a medium ground because I typically use a French Freedom Press or the pour over method. Since my loving wife shattered my minibru, I'll be using a make shift pour over using a funnel, a filter and a thermos mug. Couldn't find a paper clip or a gum wrapper so I'm going to have to rough it.

Death Wish Coffee recommends 2 1/2 tablespoons of grounds per six ounces of water. Listen to them. They made this coffee and will not be held responsible if you mess it up!

Careful not to spill any grounds. It's just as bad as spilling beer or good scotch. I actually dropped a bit because my hands were shaking, possibly from anticipation, but it could have been withdrawal.

No worries, I took care of it!

Once the water is nice and hot (warning, don't use your finger or other body parts to test boiling water) pour a little over the grounds to let them soak. Then pour the rest over slowly, letting the grounds soak up real nice.

No, that's too fast. Slow down! Everything else can wait until you're done.

Depending on your filters or pour method, it may take some time for the coffee to be ready. Take some time and reflect while you wait. You may not have a chance once you drink this coffee.

Now once you're done brewing the coffee, some of you may feel inclined to put milk and/or sugar in it. This would be ill-advised. I've heard rumors of the coffee actually ejecting milk and sugar like a geyser.

As for the taste? It's a damn fine cup of joe very smooth and not too bitter.

Now excuse me. I have to finish building a house, wrestling a tiger and chop down a forest before I head into the office.

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Girls with Issues Podcast reviews The Ascendant

We want to give a special thanks to Vickie and Billie at the Girls With Issues Podcast for reviewing The Ascendant #1. We've been fans of theirs from the time their podcast was in single digits. Each week, they review one Marvel, one DC, and one indie book. On episode 20, they reviewed The Ascendant #1 along with Damian, Son of Batman and Guardians of the Galaxy: The Trial of Jean Grey.

Highly recommend subscribing to them.

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https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/girls-with-issues/id703232251?mt=2

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