A recently excavated cave painting clearly depicts what appears to be the world's first depiction of an April Fools joke. As you can see, it appears that the first April Fools joke was indeed created by a super villain. Scientists and archeologists, taking a break from their beakers and fedoras, respectively, have debated on whether this painting was created by the perpetrator of said joke, or a witness of the joke.
This cave painting was unearthed earlier in the week by a Greek shepherd chasing after an errant sheep in the south of France.
In case it's not completely obvious, this whole story is a total fabrication, being April 1st and all.
Still, enjoy our half-assed attempt at an April Fools joke. We think it's funny!
-Alex "The Lonely Shepard"
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